Excuse me, ma'am - would you like some vodka with those olives?

Why, yes I would.

7:15 pm in the Swick household: The Boy overturns his tray, upon which he's eating couscous and a "roller" (roll) while watching Clifford the Big Red Dog - he dumps the tray, and thus couscous and "roller" (that he's torn into about 4,345,891 pieces) are now strewn all over the living room floor. To which he says, "Shit."

Perfectly enunciated, correctly used explicative. Wonder where he learned that?

Comments

[Ali]

HA!
I can't imagine where he gets that from. I've never even heard you say poo.